Apparently this is not really new, about a month old now but Nintendo have now released a Godzilla version of my (now) puny DS lite. I very much agree with the bigger screen and the much fatter stylus, however, I am sad to see that Nintendo insists in keeping the stupid cameras from the DSi. Then, after reading this, I am worried and feel even more justified in hating them. Kids play on these things! And nowadays they don't need any sort of visual stimulation to imagine boobs and penises: there's the internet for that . They don't even need to buy the game to experience the epic triple bouncing breast either: with the camera function on the DSi, you'll be able to make your very own version of the Venus of Willendorff out of a picture of your wife/girlfriend/object of your stalkerish desires. This is sick, Nintendo is sick.
Anyway, compare how big this new version is and drool over the thought of playing Phantom hourglass in that huge screen, or the bouncing boobs of young girls, whichever takes your fancy.
I'm not complaining about experience Pokemon Soul Silver on a bigger screen though :) Although it IS about time they improved the gameplay and the animations... but that has enough material for a book, not a blog post.
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